ravenclawssaywhat:

kamika-star:

bendy-dicks-cum-on-my-baps:

Little Dave!

screams

all of my bro feelings.

i just

if i had a little dave

i would fucking cuddle him

all the time

and get him ice cream

and bring him to the park

and make him balanced healthy meals.

neraiutsuze:

imperfectwriting:

I just needed to reblog this again.

Because jfc, you don’t understand how important this scene is to me.

Or maybe you do!

Because it has Jack openly showing his affection and admiration for two people of different gender in the exact same way, making no difference at all, and neither do Rose nor the Doctor. Zilch. No hesitating, no flinching, no comic relief.

I wish it could be like this more often.

That scene up there is doing everything right, end of story. And while Jack’s sexuality is often made out to be something to smile at, it’s also shown as very natural and Nine was just cool with that, no reason not to be.

Acceptance: You’re doing it right.

I remember reading that John very intentionally made sure to kiss Chris exactly like he kissed Billie, because he wanted it to be very clear that the male-male kiss was exactly the same as the female-male kiss, exactly as real as the female-male kiss, and that there was nothing humorous about the gay kiss as compared to the straight one.

michaelbeara:

sam:

vondell-swain:

adamusprime:

vondell-swain:

bad news apple

now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke

those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps

“Dog Eat Dog” is a short film based on the true story of how actor/producer Zachary Quinto finally adopted his first dog in a Los Angeles Animal Shelter. During the events of his hilarious trials in attempting to adopt a shelter animal, Sian Heder, the film’s director was there by his side. Taking notes. [x]

textsfromlastfullmoon:

(Submitted by Rosewindow)

i-love-you-most-ardently:

seventeenthstar:

procrastinationcelebration:

Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there

Wait, what’s that pattern on it?

BOOM

DEVIL’S TRAP.

#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK

omg i cant

reconditevillain:

sokkalogical:

testimonialyear:

no fuck off

you are dead to me, microsoft word.

that’s because freedom doesn’t include u just me

That’s nice Nited States of America

cleverblondeinaunionjack:

#i like how Eve is like ‘oh god no i don’t like this question #and john is like ‘my time has come’

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

glorious-randomness:

hannibal-manor:

hannibalspenis:

fuck

why is this still getting notes

Because it’s fantastic.

thejokeishomestuck:

Sorry for the wait, here’s the first half of our Karkat Masterpost.

swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

#why blaze it when you can praise it

ipoog:

basically

thedoctorknows:

batched:

sakibatch:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FRIGGEN HILARIOUS OKAY

Sherlock pls

but

hair